Sometimes life is more Ally Brosch than anything else. I've not abandoned you, I'm just taking a little time to worry about hospital emergency room visits, Lumbar punctures, respiratory infections, oncology appointments, and upcoming major surgeries made more stressful by your mothers near non-existent immune system, due her recent lung transplant.
While I'm having my breakdown, go read Allie Brosch's Hyperbole and a Half. She is a goddess of comic blogness. Her work makes me laugh till I cry, and cry till I laugh. It's real, beautiful, tragic, relatable, and occasionally life saving. Seriously. I use her updated pain scale quite often. You know, due to aformentioned CRAP.
She's a 10/10, and saves ones sanity, and the poor postman may get attacked the day her new book comes out. Gimmeeeeeeeeeee